Cat is such a dick. Dude is obviously trying to bulk.
When I first brought Kiki home, she would eat food right off the fork on the way to my mouth.
Reblog for study. Will attempt after a few days.Source: togifs
Today was my birthday! Three years old!!
Frankie and I got some party hats and had a fancy dinner. But the best part is eating the hat string! And then making the hat into a mask! I’m a bird!! Best present ever!
My Frankie knows the secret to getting that tiny cat to come out of the penny box! Every time he does it, I run in to watch but I don’t want to participate. I’m afraid that Frankie will charm him into coming out and I want to be the tiniest kitty in the house!
Frankie: your hair is a mess! Here, I’ll fix that for you. I have to hold you tight so you don’t wiggle away!
Scoops: what? No my hair is great.
Scoops: oh, that is kinda nice… Very relaxing
Scoops: zzzZZzz (5 minutes later) hey! Where’d everybody go?
Please come into my office so we can review those TPS reports. Man this is boring. Really boring. Zzzz