Hi, I am Scoops

beefranck:

iterative-improvement:

Cat is such a dick. Dude is obviously trying to bulk.

When I first brought Kiki home, she would eat food right off the fork on the way to my mouth.

Reblog for study. Will attempt after a few days.

Best snuggle pals

Today was my birthday! Three years old!!

Frankie and I got some party hats and had a fancy dinner. But the best part is eating the hat string! And then making the hat into a mask! I’m a bird!! Best present ever!

My Frankie knows the secret to getting that tiny cat to come out of the penny box! Every time he does it, I run in to watch but I don’t want to participate. I’m afraid that Frankie will charm him into coming out and I want to be the tiniest kitty in the house!

Frankie: your hair is a mess! Here, I’ll fix that for you. I have to hold you tight so you don’t wiggle away!
Scoops: what? No my hair is great.
Scoops: oh, that is kinda nice… Very relaxing
Scoops: zzzZZzz (5 minutes later) hey! Where’d everybody go?

Please come into my office so we can review those TPS reports. Man this is boring. Really boring. Zzzz

If Frankie doesn’t leave me enough space on the bed HE BECOMES THE BED.

Number one best snuggle pals! Frankie and Scoops!

Me and my Frankie love to snuggle.

Sometimes it just won’t stay in! Especially when I’m sleeping!